I'm not going to provide the page title, just so you will be shocked and amazed - Same with the author and site
I apologize if anyone is offended by the linked site, but I couldn't stop laughing.
Claw VS Paw
3 hours ago
(I) talk of Christ . . . and (I) write according to (my understanding), that (my) children (and friends) may know to what source they may look for a remission of their sins. (2 Nephi 25:26)