Modern Mormon Dance Standards Dilemma

We were at a (Mormon) wedding reception last year (Ohio), and a young woman and her fiance were there. We joked about not having to use a Book of Mormon to measure dancing proximity, and she shot back the following without missing a beat:

“We use the Book of Mormon on DVD.”

Thanks for the laugh, Adrienne - but what should I tell my daughters who are not engaged? *grin*