Borderline Sacrilegious, but Flat-Out Hilarious

Speaking of the Council in Heaven in the pre-mortal existence:

I’d make it look like the council in The Lord of the Rings, except Boromir is Satan, Gandalf is Jesus, Aragorn is the Holy Ghost, Elrond is Heavenly Father, and Legolas is Heavenly Mother. Frodo represents all of us. He says, “I’ll go to earth, though…I do not know the way,” and Jesus says, “I will help you bear this burden.” Then the Holy Ghost kneels and says, “If I can protect you, I will. You will have my spirit.”

Comment #26 on "Chapter 1 - Council in Heaven" - Eric Russell (New Cool Thang)